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ESOTERICISM TEE
$31.91
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Introducing the Unisex Oversized Boxy Tee for initiates of comfort and seekers of forbidden fashion. Whether you’re decoding glyphs in your garage, hosting a séance in suburbia, or just vibing under a full moon, this tee channels a relaxed energy ideal for heretics, historians, and hoodie-wearing gnostics alike. Wear it to brunch, a music festival, or while Googling "what is the demiurge" at 2 a.m.
This isn't just a shirt. It's a soft cotton sigil. A wearable zine. A cozy beacon for the esoterically inclined.
🔻 Product Features:
100% cotton for solid colors — soft enough to cradle your existential dread
Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders — like the weight of hidden knowledge
Double-needle stitching — built to survive the apocalypse (or laundry day)
Medium weight — substantial, but breathable (like a cult leader’s ego)
Tear-away label — no itching, no irritation, no attachments to the material world
🜂 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold — preserve the sigils
Non-chlorine bleach — avoid alchemical corruption
Tumble dry low — maintain garment and karma
Iron low — unless you like wrinkles in time
Do not dry clean — secrets shouldn’t be sterilized
Perfect for:
Birthday gifts for your occult-curious roommate
Holiday fits that’ll scare your uncle
Or just because your inner child never left the mystery school