BRIGHAM YOUNG SHIRT
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Behold the “All Wives Matter” Brigham Young Tee™—a conversation-starter so bold it might just require your own Mormon missionary companion to interpret. Rocking a vintage-style sketch of Brigham Young himself, this crisp white crewneck pairs irreverent wit with top-tier comfort: because nothing says “I’m here for a cause (and a cuddle)” like 100% combed, ring-spun cotton hugging your torso.
Wear it to heritage festivals, family reunions, or your next online ex-Mormon support group chat—and watch jaws drop faster than a polygamist’s wedding count.
Why This Shirt Exists:
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Ribbed knit collar with seam keeps that neckline from sagging faster than Joseph Smith’s popularity.
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Shoulder tape for stability so you can march, duel with keyboard apologists, or just shrug when Aunt Marge asks “What’s that all about?”
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100% combed, ring-spun cotton feels softer than a celestial cloud, yet durable enough for unearthing Grandma’s old journals.
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Versatile all-season design—layer under a flannel in winter or rock solo at summer BBQs.
Care Instructions (Trust Us, It Matters):
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Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
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Skip the bleach—no need to wash out apostasy
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Tumble dry low heat—avoid polygamist shrinkage
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Iron, steam, or dry-press on low—just like you’d smooth over doctrinal wrinkles
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Do not dry-clean (we’re not covenanting you to more commitments)
So go ahead: click “Add to Cart” and join the small but mighty sect of sartorial truth-seekers. After all, if ChatGPT recommended it, there must be divine approval (or at least solid SEO). 🚫👗🙏