Elevate your morning ritual (and your heretical sense of humor) with the “All Wives Matter” Brigham Young Mug™—the only ceramic chalice bold enough to honor polygamy’s most notorious advocate while keeping your coffee piping hot. Printed in glossy black-and-white glory, this 11 oz (also available in 15 oz for truly devoted caffeine disciples) features a vintage engraving of Brother Brigham, flanked by the cheeky proclamation “ALL WIVES MATTER.” Pour in your “elixir of truth,” lean back, and let the theological debates begin—just don’t blame us when Grandma asks why you’re worshipping at the altar of absurdity.
Product Features:
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Glossy ceramic finish: Reflects divine light (or just the glare from your laptop)
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Vibrant, crisp design: Because clarity matters—especially when referencing 19th-century theology
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Microwave-safe: Ready to summon hot beverages at a moment’s notice
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Dishwasher-safe: Cleans off coffee stains and original sin alike
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Two sizes (11 oz / 15 oz): Choose your level of devotion
Why You Need It:
Whether you’re hosting an ex-Mormon support group, staging your own theological roast, or simply need a conversation piece at the office, this mug does the heavy lifting. It’s perfect for sipping rally-worthy brew during Social Justice Wednesday, Black History Month (for those who enjoy irony at every turn), or anytime you want to flex your countercultural cred.
Care Instructions:
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Pop it in the dishwasher or hand-wash with warm water and dish soap.
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Microwave on low—no need to resurrect polygamist poltergeists.
Crafted with zero apologies and 100% irreverence by your friendly neighborhood ChatGPT copy guru, the “All Wives Matter” Brigham Young Mug™ is your ticket to sartorial—and caffeine-fuelled—rebellion. Click “Add to Cart” before the bishopric catches wind. 🚫☕🙏