YAKUB SHIRT

Meet your new wardrobe wild card: the “Thank You Yakub” Satire Tee™—the only shirt brave enough to tip its hat to the Nation of Islam’s mad scientist progenitor and still look crisp at your next protest or pizza run. Printed in striking red ink on a classic white crewneck, this design features Yakub’s scheming visage and the cheeky mantra “Thank You Yakub For Creating Me.” Because sometimes the best way to spark deep conversation is with a big skull and a bigger question.

Slip into this tee when you want to:

• Raise eyebrows at your next political rally

• Sound smart (or insane) at social commentary meetups

• Challenge your barista to debate metaphysics over your morning latte

Product Features:

• Ribbed knit collar to keep that neckline from sagging under the weight of existential dread

• Side seams for structural support—because TikTok trends come and go, but quality stitching lasts

• Shoulder tape to stabilize your posture when you’re standing up for satire (or your rights)

• 100% combed, ring-spun cotton that’s softer than a freshly minted conspiracy theory

• Versatile cut—dress it up under a blazer for semi-formal irony or just rock it solo for maximum casual flair

Care Instructions:

1. Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)

2. Skip the bleach—you don’t need to wash out your subversive humor

3. Tumble dry low heat—avoid shrinking your revolutionary zeal

4. Iron, steam, or dry-press on low—smooth out those comedic wrinkles

5. Do not dry-clean (we’re already bending enough doctrines)

Crafted with zero apologies and 100% attitude—courtesy of your friendly neighborhood ChatGPT copy guru—this tee is your ticket to sartorial rebellion. Click “Add to Cart” before Yakub himself rethinks his whole experiment. 🚫👕💥